On Sept. 28, 2019, my team—the Puny Humans—will drag a jet airplane across the tarmac at O’Hare to raise money for Special Olympics Illinois. It’s a pretty cool event and a solid cause, so if you’d like to sponsor us or even form your own team, please click away! Trust me, even though the airplane weighs almost 90 tons (so they claim) it’s really not as hard as it sounds. Do it. You know you want to.